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  • Auto, Sangam cinema Chaloge?

    It has now been a little over a month that I have moved into my new house, and completely love it. The weekends are fun, the view from the 10th floor balcony is just stunning. In a very unscheduled manner, the rains got delayed to September and it was raining all day in the beginning of this month.

    Surprisingly, by a strange act of God, it has not rained a single drop after the Ganesh Pandals have been up from last week. Even the rains God are here to appease the Lord!

    Now, Coming back to my house, the weekends are beautiful and relaxing due to the scenic view and I just keep lazing in my balcony all day along absorbing it as much as possible.

    Then comes Monday, and it is still raining. The view is still the same, but I now have to go to office, and the pain point here is the going part.

    Office is fun, but the commute till there during the rains is just a nightmare. Now till I get the car, and more importantly a parking space at both office and Home, I have to depend on public transport for this nightmarish commute.( The distance is only 3Km, and it still takes forever to get to the office)

    The fact that it takes time is still bearable; the irritating part is waiting for a rick for the ride. And then, further more irritating is the part where I have to convince the driver to take me there. I am paying him, and customer is King is all good in text books, but not with the autowallahs!

    Every morning, it has become a daily to chore to walk down the road, and keep asking every possible auto guy, “ Sangam Cinema chaloge?”. One auto, after another rejects you, and you just keep walking, hoping and waiting for a kind soul who can give you the ride.

    Sheer utterance of the word,” Sangam Cinema” repels them and generates the expression of disdain. Is it a strike today? No! it cannot be happening every day. Is the auto already engaged? No, it is only the driver riding away to his glory, and him slowing down and listening to your destination gives an impression that he is out to do his job.

    So what could it be? A couple of days back, I signaled an auto guy for a ride, and just sat inside the auto without uttering the destination. The auto guy asks,

    “Kahan jaana hai?”

    I am sitting behind in the passenger seat, tell him with full confidence and intimidation, “Sangam Cinema” and I consciously remove the word “chaloge?”

    He stops the auto, and without turning back replies, “nahi jaana!”

    “Kyun? Phir kahan jaana hai? Jahan aapko chalna hai, wahin le chalo!” I tend to fight.

    In vain, after a brief hiatus, I had to get down the auto as he refused to budge, and I was getting late for office.

    So, feeling like a solider returning from a lost battle, I again start my tryst with the next empty auto guy!

    This is a routine that keeps repeating day in day out, twice a day, every day. Morning and evening. And inadvertently, the auto driver always seem to have a different way to go than you destination.

    This makes me think, why?

    He is there to provide a service, and I am here to pay and use that service. Perfect economic sense right? So why this situation?Assuming rationality, the only reason is, the auto Rickshaw driver does not see financial sense to give you a ride, and counts on getting a better ride (to maybe a longer distance with no traffic on the way). He is okay to go into the direction of uncertainty as the upside is too high probably.

    By the way, Auto rickshaw meters in Mumbai run even when the auto is stationery (like being stuck in traffic). Clearly, the tariff for the waiting period is not too high to incentivize the driver to take the traffic route.

    One other key reason is the demand – supply gap during peak hours. In the mornings, and the evenings, there is a splurge of office goers and the number of autos on the road remains constant shifting the equation.

    How can we tackle these issues?

    1. Let the market decide the Auto fares and fix it, rather than regulate the fares. To avoid monopolistic behavior we can have a couple of auto unions in every area who would decide on the prices. Maybe a model like branded providers for cool cabs can be created for autos too.

    This would help avoid cartelization of the unions as each of them would be competing with the other for the passenger.

    Alongside, other forms of public transport like bus, metro, Cool Cabs, etc to give the passenger a wider variety at different price points.

    2. The first option is a long term solution and would take time to develop and implement. Autos are an essential mode of transport presently. A possible temporary fix could be to hike fares in the morning and evening office hours. Similar to the differential night charges, autos should be able to charge a higher price in the morning from 8 – 10AM and evening 5 – 7PM. This would serve two things :

    Passengers who can wait for the peak hours to subside would wait, as they now have an incentive of lower pricing.

    Also, during peak hours the autos would realize the benefit of carrying a passenger more than roaming around empty in hope of getting a better longer distance ride. Autos would have the single minded focus to maximize the number of rides during these peak hours.

    3. Develop the concept of Share Autos. More often than not there is more than one person willing to go to the same destination, and sharing an auto by both could divide the burden on them and on the road traffic too. Even the Auto Drivers get to gain by charging a slight premium.

    An efficient Public transport is the first step towards a truly global city. And if Mumbai aspires to get anywhere close to that status, Public transport is the first step in that direction.

    Hope someone is listening!

    Till then I am back to the road, “Rickshaw, Sangam Cinema Chaloge?”

  • Career at Sale? or stake?

    This one I just had to write.

    I have previously written about the educational sector in India, and where we are lacking. The coaching centres have become the most important thing in a student’s life. Unfortunately, they have become more important than the very colleges that he/ she is getting coached for!

    Now okay! You get to all these different coaching centres, and do manage to hoodwink the entrance exams with the overdose of coaching and manage to get a seat in a very good college. Now what?

    You slog in the college there, take further coaching to get through the tortuous years and finally, lets assume, you make through. After many levels of such iterations right from the all-important board exams to the post-graduation you are now finally declared a post graduate. At least that is what your degree says.

    Why did you slog all these years? Obviously, you want a good paying job!

    But well, The recruiters are no fools, and they can see through your years of coaching.  Looking at your resume itself they would find out your worth, and trash your candidature. How do you tackle that?

    Fret not! There are enterprising people out there in the market to cater to that need too. As they say, a good CV is half job done during job search, and here is where the so called “friends” and “brothers” come into picture. No, I am not talking about your siblings. This is the way these companies talk to you.

    Enter – “The CV Builders!”

    “YOU SPEND LAKHS ON GETTING DEGREES AND SPEND YEARS TO ACHIEVE THAT EXPERIENCE BUT IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THE SKILLS TO PORTRAY THEM NICELY IN A CV THEN ALL IS WASTE. SO CONTACT US AND LET US DESIGN A DESIGNER CV FOR YOUR BOOMING CAREER…….” touch the emotional chord of the unemployed person.

    I was aghast when I received this mail!

    “Do you Need a Resume Urgently? Get it in as soon as 30 mins with our add-ons!” is that a Pizza that I just ordered?

    For clarity sake I am reprinting this entire mail that I got

    Dear Brother,

    You Have Experience. Talent. Competence.
    You have it all. But you dont know to Portray them effectively.
    If you have good experience but you do not make a good CV, Chances are much that you may get rejected.When you go for interview you see other candidates have very impressive CVs , You think from where they make these nice CVs.

    Friends,
    We are the one and only Company in India which is helping Candidates to make their GOOD RESUMEs ,

    Key Highlights

    We Highlight your extensive work experience, managerial skills and achievements
    Attractive and reader-friendly resume format
    One-time detailed telephonic consultation with the Resume Writer
    Multiple iterations over email, until you are satisfied
    You will get Over 95% satisfaction rate
    We have In-house team of experts with over 10 years of experience

    Do you Need a Resume Urgently?
    Get it in as soon as 30 mins with our add-ons!
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    10
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    Do you Need a Cover Letter?

    Effectively introduce yourself to prospective employers

    Delivered in 2 working days after you approve your resume

    LETS MAKE GOOD RESUMES……..just give us a call from any where in india and we will make your cv in minutes and send it on your EMAIL ID

    Minimal Charges, we charge just Rs. 1100 for PORTRAYING YOUR EXPERIENCE, YOUR SKILLS,YOUR CAREER SUMMARY, QUALIFICATION….

    YOU SPEND LAKHS ON GETTING DEGREES AND SPEND YEARS TO ACHIEVE THAT EXPERIENCE BUT IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THE SKILLS TO PORTRAY THEM NICELY IN A CV THEN ALL IS WASTE. SO CONTACT US AND LET US DESIGN A DESIGNER CV FOR YOUR BOOMING CAREER…….

    We give our services ALL OVER IN INDIA,PAKISTAN,BHUTAN,NEPAL,& SriLANKA

     

    This is where our education system is tending towards, and it just scares me. Would we miss the bus?

    What next? A company to help you perform better in your job?

    Maybe! Maybe it already exists and I am not aware of it! Maybe!

  • Home Search in Mumbai – Painful

    Been on a roller coaster ride the last couple of weeks.

    Exactly about a month back my house owner asked me to vacate the house. It is apparently an annual ritual in Mumbai. You would know, if you are one of the many staying here in rented apartment. The lease is for 11 months, and the owner was not interested in renewing it. He had someone of his own coming over to Mumbai, and he needed his house for him.

    Okay! Who am I to question? It is his apartment, and I had to vacate.

    So there starts the ordeal, again. House search.

    For anyone who has stayed in Mumbai would know, House search here is a complex quagmire of brokers, agents, and hazaar touts all there to make a quick buck out of you. And God save you if you are a bachelor. Flat Owners, or rather the “society” considers bachelors as social outcasts and most of them do not allow us into their flats.

    So, every day after office this would be my routine. Catch hold of some broker, see some shady houses and after a good long evening spent waste, get back home without really being impressed with any House! This was after spending a week exhausting myself trying to get hold of some owner directly through the magical bricks and sulekhas of the world. No avail.

    Funny thing I realize is how these owners come up with weird reasons to say no to renting out to a bachelor. Just say it man! I would atleast respect you for that. Why dilly dally things, and waste each other’s time?

    There was this decent flat , close to my office, which I had zeroed in, and, as became the norm, I told the broker well in advance that I would be staying alone and I am a dreaded “Bachelor”. I saw the house, liked it, insisted on meeting the owner and set up a meeting on a Saturday. The owner seemed cool, and I again re-iterated my point that I would staying alone here. A Bachelor! He was cool with it.

    I had decided that I would move in on the following Wednesday, and had stopped my house search. What happens? The owner stops responding, and finally declares that he just got a notification from the society ( had to be just!) that the houses cannot be let out. The societies are the easy bakras to make infamous! I hung up, and started the house search all over again.

    Again, after seeing a lot of shady houses, I finalized on a nice flat on the first floor in a good society. I generally prefer flat on higher storeys, but I was running out of time and more importantly was fed up of all the running around. I finalized the house, and spoke to the owner (who stays in a different city) and again clarified that I am a bachelor. I even issued the token cheque of a month’s rent value ( the rent was 15% higher than what I was paying but I was still okay, out of desperation!)

    The broker started getting the agreement copies ready, or that is what he claimed, and I decided to move in on Wednesday( again!). On Monday evening, the owner calls and declares that he plans to sell away this house, and thus to avoid “putting me to inconvenience” he has now decided against renting out the apartment. Hypocrite Ba*$%rd!

    The house search begins again, and now I am really desperate. The notice period issued to me by the present owner would soon expire and I do not want to be homeless!

    The search starts again!

    I was on the verge of finalizing a shady old house, with paint falling from every corner, for an higher amount than what I was paying presently, all in desperation.

    I then came across this lead through some other broker (of course). 10th floor, not so far from office, and an absolutely new Society.( The owner took possession one day before I moved in!). Needless to say, i finalised it on the spot and moved in last Friday. The wohle weekend was spent setting up the house.

    So, I now have a new address.

    Home search is such a pain, and completing the entire process is such a relief!

    This is how I had spent my entire August.

    Oh! and by the way, those who follow me on twitter/ Facebook already know, I also got to go to London to watch the Olympics!

     

  • Home – A Magic!

    I have been consistently on the move the last couple of weeks.

    June 26th,Delhi, in a morning evening official trip. I like such trips, they are so very convenient.

    7th July, Saturday, morning 9:45 flight to Tirupati via Hyderabad. Mom, dad and Jatin are there, and it is more of meeting them than the real purpose anyone heads to the religious abode.

    I land in Tirupati at 1pm on Saturday, and straight head to the hilltop. Mom, dad and Jatin have reached in the morning itself.

    Nice two days, I spend the with them. Sunday evening, I have my return flight from Tirupati at 6:45pm , again via Hyderabad. This time it is a longer flight, as I have to deplane and then board another connecting flight. I reach Mumbai at 11:20 pm in the night. Nice weekend it was.

    11th July, Wednesday, I am again in Delhi for a morning evening official trip. The early morning 6am flight, and return in the last flight out. Reach Mumbai at 11pm. Now this is getting hectic. I still like it.

    Travel is fun, but it completely takes your regular schedule off the track. To start with, the eating goes for a toss. I joined a gym recently, and had only decided that I would go regularly that these trips take that promise off, and the next trip completely derails it.

    Off to Vizag!

    13th July and 14th July, Saturday night, I am awake again till 2am. I had to go out with everyone, and meet up with everybody. Such short trips back home make it all the more hectic.

    15th July, Sunday, I am in the plane at 7:30pm on the way back to Mumbai. Again, it is a via Hyderabad flight(Why can there not be a direct flight at a convenient time, to Mumbai?), and I reach Mumbai only at 11:30 pm. I am awake till 2am! I am in two minds whether I should sleep at all, but then cannot resist the temptation, or should I say I just gave in. I fell asleep at about 2:15 am, with an alarm clock set for 3am.

    4:45 am, i luckily wake up, and look at the clock and freak! I have a flight at 5:55am, and I am still on the bed. Not packed yet, unshaven, Unkempt, and it is an official trip. I just dump clothes into the suitcase and dash out. I have not even web checked in.

    I reach the airport just in time, to board the flight. I am in Delhi at 8am. Thankfully the morning is free, and I head straight to the hotel to freshen up.

    16th July, Monday night, we have an official team dinner in Gurgaon and I am there till 10:30 pm. After that I head to south Delhi, to meet up with a friend who happened to be in Delhi, also on an official trip. I reach there at 11:15pm, and we start again. It was fun catching up with Delhi folks. we were all staying together in Delhi, three years back, at the beginning of our careers. Life has come a long way since then!

    At about 3:15 am, I am totally zoned out, tired, groggy and decently sloshed when I get into a radio cab, to head back to gurgaon. The session starts at 9:30 am the next day morning, and I have to be on the hotel so that I can catch up with some sleep, and be on time to office. I sleep at 4:15am.

    17th July, Tuesday night, I am groggy all day in office, but still have the energy to head to CP in Delhi to meet up with a friend. How can I be in Gurgaon, and not make a visit to CP? it is like my favourite place in Delhi.

    After that, me and my friend head to south Delhi to meet some other friends, and 5 of us have dinner together in a plush Punjabi restaurant, with some liquids, in south Delhi.

    One of my friend, who is getting married in two weeks time, comes down with me to the hotel in Gurgaon. The party is not yet over. Actually, we had a lot of catching up to do. We reach the hotel at about 12 midnight, and chat for a long time. I sleep at about 2am.

    18th July, wednesday, I am up at 7 itself, as my friend wanted to leave, and I wanted be on time to office. I also pack my bags, and check out, as I am scheduled to fly back to mumbai tonight. Finally, I think. I have actually started missing mumbai.

    In office, I am told, I have to stay back for one more day. Great. I reschedule my flight for tomorrow, and head back to the same hotel and check in again. I am sick, tired, limbs paining, eyes red and totally zoned out. I thought I would sleep early and make up for some lost sleep. But I had important things to handle, and once again I sleep only at 1am.

    19th July, thursday, after a day long meeting, here I am in the flight headed to Mumbai back. After 6 long days being spent outside, I have actually started missing home.

    No wonder, as they say, home is always home.

    I am actually looking forward to the weekend, after being out of town for the previous two weekends.  I don’t have any plans, but the sheer thought of being at home for the weekend makes me feel happy.

    I stay alone in a 1 bhk, so I don’t really have anyone back home waiting for me, but still I am happy to get back home.

    This, I guess, is the magical thing about home!

    p.s.: Wrote this in the flight back to Mumbai, last Thursday.

    p.p.s : I am off to Delhi again tomorrow. Such is life. and it is fun!

  • Why i am never ever going to buy from snapdeal.com?

    Those who know me would know that I am a Sucker for anything online, and can proudly claim to be one of the early adopters of e-commerce. US trade data says e-commerce continues to trounce physical retail stores. I still very strongly believe in it, and prefer buying things online, if a decent option is available, be it books, electronics, and of late apparel too! ( travel tickets of course)

    About three weeks back, in the last week of June, I was looking to buy a sports shoe for myself, and had checked them out extensively over the Internet and in retail stores too. I did not want something expensive. And then, I see this mail from snapdeal.com, saying HUGE DISCOUNTS ON SHOES. I am interested, and check out the collection. After spending a good one hour searching for the right looking shoe, and also exchanging links of the same, to get it ratified, i place the order. A shoe, worth 2k, for 1.6k – cool! Snapdeal is cool! Or so I thought.

    This I order on thursday, June 28th. When i check the status on July 1st, it shows the shipping date as thursday, July 5th. One whole week to ship the product? Not so great by ecommerce standards, but am cool. It is worth the deal provided. Or so I thought.

    Friday, July 6th, I check the status online, expecting that it has been shipped and i would receive it today. Well, the status still shows “to be shipped on july 5th”. I am surprised. Can they not even update their system, and this particular bit can be automated. I tweet snapdeal.com about the case, and get a quick response that they would check and get back within 24 hours. I am impressed by their customer care, and responsiveness. Or so I thought.

    Saturday, sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday – no response! I kept tweeting them each day, but no response there either. I am surprised. The website status still shows the same ” to be shipped on July 5th” now this gets worrying, and I decide that I would call their customer care the next day. Expecting that they would call before that, or the status would change. Or so I thought.

    Thursday, I again tweet my agony to snapdeal.com, and this time they respond – “our customer representative tried calling you yesterday but no response. Will arrange for a call again today” I have now totally lost it. Are you doing a favor to me by calling me about my order? If I was not available on the phone, mail me the issue! I have ordered it online, and would appreciate digital communication. And instead of “arranging” for a call, you should have just called.

    The “arrangement” clearly did not work, as I never got that coveted call from snapdeal.com. Finally, giving up, and realizing that it is my money at stake there, I had to call them (I was so wishing that I had opted for COD. Now i know why the return rate is so high on COD orders)

    By now I am totally miffed, and furious at snapdeal.com. My money was stuck with them, and I had to call them for that. I call up the customer care, and after a wait, a customer representative responds. After another long arduous wait, and being on hold after mentioning my order details, the representative there, in a very non-chalant manner, in a matter of fact way, tells me that the vendor does not have this particular piece, and they would be refunding my money.

    Yes, I want my money back, and my mental peace. After keeping me waiting for two weeks now, this is the least you would do. But the important question, it would have been appreciated if you had shown some remorse or some guilt on this whole fiasco.

    I would never ever buy again from snapdeal.com!